Viagra Diet Pill
One morning a long-wed couple were in an amourous embrace. |
| Wife : "Honey, that Viagra is so wonderful, let me fix us a nice full breakfast... eggs, bacon, toast..." |
| Husband: "No, I'm not hungry, the viagra takes away my appetite." |
| Later in the day... |
| Wife: "Sweetheart, I want to do something for you, let me fix you a nice wholesome lunch, fresh salad with your favorite ingredients, steamed veggies, and some grilled fish fillets..." |
| The husband again refuses. |
| Husband: "I'm just not hungry after using that viagra." |
| Long about dinner time, the wife tries again. |
| Wife: "Are you hungry yet?, I'll fix a steak and potatoes dinner with hot rolls." |
| The husband still refuses. |
| Husband: "No, that Viagra just kills my appetite." |
| The wife then firmly says... |
| Wife: "Well, I'm getting something to eat, so get OFF of me!!!" |